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victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
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