curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

susemoji:

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

mississippisunshine:

onlylolgifs:

daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing

thecharliecharmander:

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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And then the teacher calls on you to help provide an answer but it’s the one question you can answer on the spot

the-dark-tourist:

sarah millican reading 50 shades…

kristoffman:

cakesandfail:

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

whoever

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invented

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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you

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It was this guy:

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Charles II, huge royal babe and 17th-century fashion icon.

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Aren’t these just vests

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

heatheerly:

what if the files on Mary’s memory stick was just the all the Maltesers adverts
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"Everything about who I was is on there"

http://thecharliecharmander.tumblr.com/post/82880484817/thinkingingallifreyan-mellow-sleep-aluox

thinkingingallifreyan:

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient…

pagingellenpage:

Whip It, 2009.

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

motherfuckingnazgul:

ironriots:

incandecsently:

travalicious:

scoutfinches:

upperclasstwit:

please just select “emotions” and “food” from the drop down menus

gay biscuit

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mad dripping

lovesick caviar

hostile mayonnaise

optimistic polenta

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