how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR
this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it
no stop omfg
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
Also people are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”
BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.
NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
send this to your crush with no context
acid candy pop victorian
HELLO AND WELCOME TO FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.